singles with spina bifida in glendale,az

[icumygod]

Hello my fellow/fellowette people with spina bifida

[Dodger67]

What is a "fellowette"?
This is the silliest and most pointless post on the entire site!

[StrictNon-Conformist]

What is a "fellowette"?
This is the silliest and most pointless post on the entire site!

I do believe a fellowette is the same thing as a dudette is to a dude :D

[Dodger67]

Cool!
I also want one! :D
http://spinabifidaconnection.com/images/devcafe/misc/progress.gif

[lolathechecker]

maybe they're trying to start a speed dating service for "singles with spina bifida" i mean, thats the title and all.....:confused:

[Spokie]

Mmm... are we going to start posting stuff like:

SWM, 30's, LA, looking for ...

:D

Well, it does state at the top of this page:

"Off Topic Chat Basically talk about anything here! Get to know each other!"

[StrictNon-Conformist]

Cats. I love... cats. Had three for breakfast! :D

(They didn't want oatmeal)

[Barb]

ROFL!

MWF looking for............................................... .......................peace and quiet, a pair of jeans that don't make my behind look like the back of a double wide, fat free, sugar free chocolate that tastes like a godiva bar, and the cure for insomnia!

[Spokie]

ROFL!

MWF looking for............................................... .......................peace and quiet, a pair of jeans that don't make my behind look like the back of a double wide, fat free, sugar free chocolate that tastes like a godiva bar, and the cure for insomnia!

LOL! Try www.quitdreaming.com/non-existing_items

:D :D

[lolathechecker]

ok, 21 swf-- looking for a dog that doesnt stink and a husband that doesnt stink either. ;)

[Spokie]

ok, 21 swf-- looking for a dog that doesnt stink and a husband that doesnt stink either. ;)

Found item number one at an old porcelain shop.
No trace of item number two yet...

:D

[Dodger67]

SWM, 40, looking for......
My car keys! :confused:

[Barb]

You are hilarious!

Found item number one at an old porcelain shop.
No trace of item number two yet...

:D

[StrictNon-Conformist]

(Good thing I'm not being charged by the word or column space!)
What a TMI Personal Ad would look like:

Single White Male, 36,
asthmatic (not too bad, not too great, climate here helps in Washington state),
arthritic (perhaps a little now, always had occasional aches),
autistic (Asperger's, I've been known to repeat myself sometimes),
allergic (many things, molds that grow on animals, mold that grows on plants, many pollens)
dyslexic (tib a)
athletic (ever see someone running a half-marathon wearing dust masks? I've done one once that way)
Mild limp walking or running
Meniere's disease (much more noticeable after running a race, can't walk straight. balance sucks especially bad then: stupid inner ear)
Chemical sensitivities (liquid fabric softener is almost guaranteed a BAD thing, as are most perfumes)
Smelling-disabled (seriously, if I can smell it, unless they've doused themselves in some seriously bad perfume.cologne that I have an asthma attack from, something is deadly: I can't smell the stuff they put in natural gas to smell leaks, and I was the one that always pet attention-starved, skunk-sprayed dogs that wandered onto the playground in elementary: I use deodorant on the principle of faith, not because I can detect anything myself)
Sensory issues (rubbing velvet the wrong way is very unpleasant, toothpaste can make me vomit, depending on what it is, as well as the texture of sunscreen on my skin, a lot of different sounds cause me pain at relatively low volumes, sensitive to light) subject to sensory overload
Poor coordination (take me dancing, I'll sweep you off your feet, likely onto your butt, with me on top!)
Anticipate degraded spinal function before retirement (already planning the paint job on the wheels that my dreams say are inevitable, though I'm fighting it)
Flat-footed (pancake flat: very slight roundness, splats nicely, not *quite* perfectly flat)
Skin problems (no tattoos, though!)
Prone to insomnia (actually had a friend as a roommate for a few months that was allergic to cats, thought that was the reason, but learned many years later he moved out because he couldn't get any sleep with me around)
Eternal optimist (I know I'm going to die sooner or later! YEAH!)
and realist (chances are it'll be a very slow and annoying decline, might as well prepare for it: invest in my stocks now!)
Very intelligent (did I mention I do math out of math books of my creation in my dreams? Most people think trig identities should be left in math books, they're in my dreams...)
Modest (hey, I can own up to all the other reality, isn't that modest???)
Perfectly serious all the time (sometimes people have a hard time taking me seriously: that's when I suggest they take me with a tall glass of water)
Prone to kidney stones and other urinary tract issues
IBS
Never prone to sarcasm (I give it out standing up!)
No sense of humor (compute this!)
Tortures computers for fun and profit, so they don't torture you
Blows minds for hobbies (the only part of the body you can blow of someone else without risking getting arrested)
(insert random joke here)
Never tells the truth (yeah, right!)
Never tells a lie (are you confused yet? Gotta love logic games in a personal ad!)
Good cook (though if you're looking for nuanced odors from food I cook... all bets are off...really!)
Inventive (I've been meaning to purrfect that cat-stretching device: I haven't quite gotten the cats to emit a nice, satisfied meow followed by a purr)
Plays with words (I tend to have my way with words: they're frequently seen running away from me, crying in deep mental anguish after I'm done with them)
Mild speech impediment (better than a hot and spicy one, eh?)
Wears glasses (because whole Pyrex bowls would be a real drag to wear around due to size and weight: Nah, my eyes aren't nearly that bad!)
Writes poetry
Eats Crow (don't think anything sexual about this meal, get your mind out of the butter! You'll die of a heart attack if you have butter-on-the-brain!)
Resists change with violence (large denomination currency is accepted willingly)
King of Random Thoughts (that's what I thought you'd think, I think you'd think random thoughts were planned, but you're wrong, they're quite random, I think you thought, randomly!)
Off the wall (on the floor, the bed, the ceiling, sure, but definitely off the wall)
Concise communicator (really, you should see what I consider long!)

searching for a nice young lady >=18 <=40 that doesn't have a voice that causes me pain when it's beyond quiet conversational level (please submit voice samples so I can test!) that doesn't wear makeup or perfumes I have a reaction to somehow (please list what you wash your clothes in, and skip the perfume, please: it won't help anyway) that's of a similar activity level as I am (I can't stay still, and I'd go nuts if I had to slow down -- wait, too late!) of the same religion, that likes cats, dogs, computers and crossbreeds of them, doesn't speak indirectly and claim it's all my fault for not knowing what she's thinking, has a sense of humor compatible to mine, height is fairly flexible (keep in mind, if we live together, I'm 6'0" and must have a decent-sized car to be somewhat safe) and race is completely open (well, I'd have to take it under advisement if not of the human race, but you may be surprised!) and won't get upset if I don't kiss (never done it before, suspect lipstick won't be a good experience AT ALL, see "sensory issues, above) and isn't afraid to conspire in Mad Scientist kitchen experiments that are (hopefully) edible (I can demonstrate how to cook pizza and chocolate chip cookies on top of the stove, and do egg-fried rice in a campfire in aluminum foil) and isn't afraid of tackling long sentences that confuzzle Fog Index computation :)

(Good thing I'm not being charged by the word or column space!)
What a TMI Personal Ad would look like:

Single White Male, 36,
asthmatic (not too bad, not too great, climate here helps in Washington state),
arthritic (perhaps a little now, always had occasional aches),
autistic (Asperger's, I've been known to repeat myself sometimes),
allergic (many things, molds that grow on animals, mold that grows on plants, many pollens)
dyslexic (tib a)
athletic (ever see someone running a half-marathon wearing dust masks? I've done one once that way)
Mild limp walking or running
Meniere's disease (much more noticeable after running a race, can't walk straight. balance sucks especially bad then: stupid inner ear)
Chemical sensitivities (liquid fabric softener is almost guaranteed a BAD thing, as are most perfumes)
Smelling-disabled (seriously, if I can smell it, unless they've doused themselves in some seriously bad perfume.cologne that I have an asthma attack from, something is deadly: I can't smell the stuff they put in natural gas to smell leaks, and I was the one that always pet attention-starved, skunk-sprayed dogs that wandered onto the playground in elementary: I use deodorant on the principle of faith, not because I can detect anything myself)
Sensory issues (rubbing velvet the wrong way is very unpleasant, toothpaste can make me vomit, depending on what it is, as well as the texture of sunscreen on my skin, a lot of different sounds cause me pain at relatively low volumes, sensitive to light) subject to sensory overload
Poor coordination (take me dancing, I'll sweep you off your feet, likely onto your butt, with me on top!)
Anticipate degraded spinal function before retirement (already planning the paint job on the wheels that my dreams say are inevitable, though I'm fighting it)
Flat-footed (pancake flat: very slight roundness, splats nicely, not *quite* perfectly flat)
Skin problems (no tattoos, though!)
Prone to insomnia (actually had a friend as a roommate for a few months that was allergic to cats, thought that was the reason, but learned many years later he moved out because he couldn't get any sleep with me around)
Eternal optimist (I know I'm going to die sooner or later! YEAH!)
and realist (chances are it'll be a very slow and annoying decline, might as well prepare for it: invest in my stocks now!)
Very intelligent (did I mention I do math out of math books of my creation in my dreams? Most people think trig identities should be left in math books, they're in my dreams...)
Modest (hey, I can own up to all the other reality, isn't that modest???)
Perfectly serious all the time (sometimes people have a hard time taking me seriously: that's when I suggest they take me with a tall glass of water)
Prone to kidney stones and other urinary tract issues
IBS
Never prone to sarcasm (I give it out standing up!)
No sense of humor (compute this!)
Tortures computers for fun and profit, so they don't torture you
Blows minds for hobbies (the only part of the body you can blow of someone else without risking getting arrested)
(insert random joke here)
Never tells the truth (yeah, right!)
Never tells a lie (are you confused yet? Gotta love logic games in a personal ad!)
Good cook (though if you're looking for nuanced odors from food I cook... all bets are off...really!)
Inventive (I've been meaning to purrfect that cat-stretching device: I haven't quite gotten the cats to emit a nice, satisfied meow followed by a purr)
Plays with words (I tend to have my way with words: they're frequently seen running away from me, crying in deep mental anguish after I'm done with them)
Mild speech impediment (better than a hot and spicy one, eh?)
Wears glasses (because whole Pyrex bowls would be a real drag to wear around due to size and weight: Nah, my eyes aren't nearly that bad!)
Writes poetry
Eats Crow (don't think anything sexual about this meal, get your mind out of the butter! You'll die of a heart attack if you have butter-on-the-brain!)
Resists change with violence (large denomination currency is accepted willingly)
King of Random Thoughts (that's what I thought you'd think, I think you'd think random thoughts were planned, but you're wrong, they're quite random, I think you thought, randomly!)
Off the wall (on the floor, the bed, the ceiling, sure, but definitely off the wall)
Concise communicator (really, you should see what I consider long!)

searching for a nice young lady >=18 <=40 that doesn't have a voice that causes me pain when it's beyond quiet conversational level (please submit voice samples so I can test!) that doesn't wear makeup or perfumes I have a reaction to somehow (please list what you wash your clothes in, and skip the perfume, please: it won't help anyway) that's of a similar activity level as I am (I can't stay still, and I'd go nuts if I had to slow down -- wait, too late!) of the same religion, that likes cats, dogs, computers and crossbreeds of them, doesn't speak indirectly and claim it's all my fault for not knowing what she's thinking, has a sense of humor compatible to mine, height is fairly flexible (keep in mind, if we live together, I'm 6'0" and must have a decent-sized car to be somewhat safe) and race is completely open (well, I'd have to take it under advisement if not of the human race, but you may be surprised!) and won't get upset if I don't kiss (never done it before, suspect lipstick won't be a good experience AT ALL, see "sensory issues, above) and isn't afraid to conspire in Mad Scientist kitchen experiments that are (hopefully) edible (I can demonstrate how to cook pizza and chocolate chip cookies on top of the stove, and do egg-fried rice in a campfire in aluminum foil) and isn't afraid of tackling long sentences that confuzzle Fog Index computation :)

[Barb]

ROFLMBO!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

[kali]

you guys are funny and have made my day, huggs to everyone

[Barb]

KALI!!!! I have missed you lately! :D

[kali]

hi barb! I have missed you also. had no internet connection for almost 10 days, almost went crazy. thanks for noticing I wasnt around...hugggssss

[Spokie]

Welcome back, Kali!

Yes, we missed you lots! Did you manage to catch up with all the conversations yet?
I was computerless for 4 days - been up and running from this morning, and I'm still trying to catch up!! :D

[Barb]

Did the whole continent lose service or what? I have been watching a TV show that we have here that are filmed in a few different countries in the southern part of Africa. Beautiful areas. I would love to visit there someday.

[StrictNon-Conformist]

Side-effect of the writer's strike :D

Did the whole continent lose service or what? I have been watching a TV show that we have here that are filmed in a few different countries in the southern part of Africa. Beautiful areas. I would love to visit there someday.

[kali]

africa is a very beautiful and peacefull! I just love it! HI spokie! yeah I finally caught up, I also noticed you werent around for awhile, thanks for missing me!!!!!!! smiles!!!!

[Spokie]

Yip! Africa's Back!!

And yes, it is a beautiful continent - too bad about the political instabilities in some areas, though.

Southern Africa is a nature lover's paradise, especially parts of South Africa, Botswana and Angola, with their grasslands and bushveld (grasslands with numerous trees and bushes and wildlife). Central Africa with it's tropics and fertile soil, the Sahara (not just sand, by the way) and the Northern regions with it's own unique beauty!

[lolathechecker]

id like to visit an african village one day. you know, like one of the small ones where the people live off the land. one of the few places on earth that we havent destroyed with pavement!:) i think you can learn alot from people who live from the earth, not just on it. (i watch alot of discovery channel)

[eng188]

32/m, hetero, NO LONGER LIVING in the Town of Paradise Valley, or any other town in Arizona. Single and determined to stay that way. I'm just an attention whore, hence this personal. Call (612) 555-3873. Just do it. It's not my number. It's not even my state. Heck, it has a "555" prefix, which is fake! Thanks for reading my personal.

(what a funny thread!)

[Barb]

Thanks for reviving it. :sign0008:


Hey, I was born and raised in Phoenix :)

[eng188]

I went to a now defunct boarding school in PV called Judson.

[Barb]

I went to Xavier and DH to Brophy, small world